Mila Kunis GQ Magazine Aug. 2011

Mila Kunis may have turned into a bombshell film star, but the That ’70s Show alum says being a certified hottie isn’t all King Crab, Sister!

The Black Swan actress, who co-stars with Justin Timberlake in new romantic comedy Friends With Benefits, tells GQ Magazine’s August issue that good-looking women found it hard to be taken seriously.

“The bottom line is if you’re an attractive female in this industry, people just take you as that: attractive. People aren’t getting the opportunity to move beyond being attractive,” Mila told the magazine. “You have no idea how hard it is for a woman in this business. A lot of people don’t even think women are funny. It’s fucked up, but you have to deal with guys like that. I’ve learned to roll with it.”

She added: “It’s not only with comedy. It could be with drama or action or whatever. People are distracted by looks. It happens. I’m not saying it happened to me, but it happens.”

It’s a good thing Mila’s got her unhealthy obsession with Star Trek to help her cope with the perils of being beautiful.

“I’m a massive Trekkie,” Mila confessed after being asked about working with William Shatner in the 2002 film American Psycho 2. “…I got into it in my late teens — 18, 19, 20. Something like that. I got into it later than most people. But let’s not talk about it in the past tense. I’m still a ‘Star Trek’ fan. You never stop being one.”

She even attended a convention boasting memorabilia from the show.

“I went to the Star Trek Experience in Vegas maybe five years ago. I hung out with a bunch of fake characters inside Quark’s bar. There were all these actors there pretending to be the different characters from the different shows. Yes, I loved it.”

Justin Bieber Vanity Fair Cover A Bust

Alas, everything The Biebs touches doesn’t turn to gold after all….This is worst then the time we discovered that Santa Claus was just some fat dude with a bizarre obsession with red cashmere.

Justin Bieber may have the Midas Touch that inspires stampedes and sends gaggles of teen girls into mass hysteria, but the boy was a bust as Vanity Fair’s February cover guy. The 17-year-old pop star’s debut on the front of the glossy was the worst-selling issue in more than a decade, according to the Audit Bureau of Circulations’ Rapid Report, Women’s Wear Daily (WWD) said Tuesday. To put that into prospective, the cover, featuring Bieber with lipstick smudged on his neck and shirt, sold just 246,000 copies. That’s the lowest figure for a Vanity Fair issue since Will Smith was on the cover to promote his film Wild, Wild West back in 1999. The Bieber Edition was also one of the top three worst sellers for the magazine since Graydon Carter took over as VF editor-in-chief in 1992.

Ouch…The magazine’s bosses, however, are taking the embarrassment in stride.

“Who knew 12-year-olds didn’t buy magazines?” a Vanity Fair spokeswoman quipped following today’s report.

It’s beginning to look like The Banged Messiah’s got as much appeal with magazine readers as a day-old oatmeal. This isn’t the first time a Bieber cover performed poorly, the WWD report said. An Oct. 2010 Teen Vogue with him on the front sold approximately 12 percent fewer copies than the magazine’s average. The pop sensation also failed to move mega issues for PEOPLE.

Lady Gaga The Advocate Magazine Self Portrait

Lady Gaga took her first magazine cover self-portrait for The Advocate’s August issue while on tour in Germany.

The “Born This Way” singer — who usually counts an unusual knack for dressing up as inanimate objects among her talents — set up the tripod and took this cover photo of herself between sets in Cologne.

“I believe I was destined to be an artist,” Gaga explains in accompanying interview with the gay-friendly publication. “At the end of the day I could be rolling around in Rolls-Royces, buying mansions for myself, making records, and dancing around in my underwear. But to be honest, I’m not interested in doing that at all. I’d rather be at rallies with the fans, being a part of their voice, helping to mobilize and enforce change. If people don’t believe me, they don’t have to be a part of it.”

She adds: “My love for my gay fans is just pure, authentic love for them as supporters of me from the beginning, and me feeling connected to their struggles as someone who is a part of their fight.”

Emma Watson Seventeen Magazine Aug 2011

Stylista Emma Watson practically grew up on the set of the Harry Potter movies – so it’s no surprise that the former child star was shot by Cupid for the first time on set!

Turns out mini-Hermione used to get mayjah butterflies over co-star Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in the wizard series.

“He was my first crush,” Emma tells Seventeen Magazine in an interview for the magazine’s August issue. “He totally knows. We talked about it – we still laugh about it. We are really good friends now, and that’s cool.”

While Tom is in a relationship these days – Emma is still having a tough time finding Mr. Right.

“I’m so impatient – It’s one of my worst traits,” she explains. “If I want to see someone, I want to see them, and if I don’t, then I don’t. My friends are always telling me I have to play hard to get because I’ll pretty much say to a guy, ‘I like you – let’s go hang out. But my friends are like, ‘You can’t do that! You have to string this guy along.’ It’s a nightmare. I definitely haven’t figured it out yet.”

Anne Hathaway Harper’s Bazaar Magazine Aug. 2011

Anne Hathaway is taking the high road about her ill-feated Oscar co-hosting stint with James Franco. The awkward duo received one of the worst critic thrashing to date when they stood in as emcees of Hollywood’s biggest night last winter.

“In the grand scheme of things, I got to have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,” Anne tells Harper’s Bazaar Magazine August issue, on newsstands July 12. “I met great people, wore beautiful clothes. And I got to put on a show. I don’t see a downside. Anyone who disliked my personality probably disliked my personality before the Oscars.”

Hathaway On Boyfriend Adam Shulman: “So far, it’s worked out great. Which has its wonderful side, of course, but also it was exhausting, and sometimes it would freak me out. Mellow doesn’t always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life.”

On Working Out: “I’ve always thought that skinny was the goal, but with this job I also have to be strong,” says Hathaway, who is rigorously preparing for her role as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s Batman: The Dark Knight Rises by working out five days a week and an hour and a half of dance.

On Fashion: Anne “feels like the luckiest girl in the world when I get to wear all these glamorous clothes,” but away from the red carpet, she’s more of a t-shirt and jeans kinda girl.

See Crystal Harris’ Playboy Cover As “Mrs. Hefner

Jumped the gun a bit with that July cover, eh Playboy? Hugh Hefner’s Facebook relationship status went from “Engaged Swinger” to “Single Sap” on Tuesday — and the cancellation of the publishing magnate’s Saturday afternoon wedding spells unfortunate timing for his iconic men’s mag: Playboy’s July issue hits newsstands Friday, with “Runaway Bride” Crystal Harris sprawled across the cover, beneath the headline: “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.”

Awkward!

The 25-year-old model and the magazine mogul, 85, called off their wedding this week, just five days before they planned to tie the knot in front of 300 family and friends. While The Snitch Circuit is alive with whispers that Crystal used Hef to promote her new pop single, “Club Queen,” and that the busty blonde’s been secretly sleeping with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw, Harris called into Ryan Seacrest’s AM radio show — “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” — Wednesday to put the kibosh on the goss.

“It was mutual between Hef and I,” she told Ryan. “There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it…For a while I’ve been having second thoughts about everything. I haven’t really been at peace with myself lately. I didn’t think it was really fair to him.”

Though Crystal and Hef have been dating for nearly two-and-a-half years, the centerfold says her ex’s idea of wedded bliss doesn’t exactly jive with her own.

“Hef’s lifestyle isn’t the most normal lifestyle. Multiple girls all around, it’s not the lifestyle I wanted,” Harris explained.

In spite of his trail of tears on Twitter, the former Almost-Mrs. Hefner says America’s Horniest Octogenarian is taking the slight in stride.

“..He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. He was just doing this wedding for me.”

Kim Kardashian Trouble in Paradise Over Cheating Rumors

In Touch's new issue, now on stands, carries a story titled 'Kim Caught Cheating,' with a red tag line: 'Stop the Wedding!'

The story alleges that Kim and Bret had a secret affair behind fiancé Kris Humpries' back for five months, and it was Kim who pursued Bret.

In the story, Bret is quoted, saying, "I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does. She pursued me."

During the affair Kim and Bret exchanged kinky texts and had wild phone sex.

Speaking to In Touch, Bret slammed Kim's wedding plans saying, "I hope she's happy."

Bret claims to have phone records, text messages and intimate cell phone photos of Kim to back his claim.

Kim slams the allegation on her website saying, "In Touch Magazine is claiming that I had a five-month secret relationship with this guy… a guy I've never met, spoken to, texted, called or even heard of!"

"This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story just to get attention!?!?!"

Kim says the text message purported to have been sent by her to Bret are fakes.

"The text messages the magazine claims I sent this guy are pathetic. 'Why don't you put in effort to try and make me your girlfriend doll?" I would never talk like that to a guy. They just threw in the word "doll" a few times and tried to make it sound like me. I talk like that to my girlfriends, not to my man," says Kim.

In Touch contacted Kim's publicist before publishing the story, but took no cognizance of Kim's denial of the affair.

In a letter dated June 6, Kim's legal rep warned In Touch that they would face legal action if they ran the story. The tabloid ignored the threat.

Bret is sticking by the In Touch story.

Speaking to nesn.com, Bret said:

"I'm saying the story in the tabloid is true, and that my relationship with Kim is true as well," he said.

As to the reasons why he spoke with In Touch, Bret says.

"The story was going to be run whether I liked it or not. I don't know how [In Touch stumbled on the story]. I don't know any of that. But all I know is they contacted me saying they knew about my relationship with Kim."

According to Bret, In Touch told him they are going to run the story whether he liked it or not and encouraged him to speak to them saying, "Kim and their publicists are going to be able to make a statement?"

"Either I could have said nothing, and just let it be and then have me look crazy, or I could have told them the full truth and let it be written as told. So that's exactly what I did," says Bret.

There are no twitter messages from Kim's family, or Kris Humphries' in support of Kim.

No legal action has been reported to have been initiated against the magazine or Bret as yet.

Britney Spears Harper’s Bazaar Magazine July 2011

Professionally, Britney Spears has a lot to feel good about: Her new album, Femme Fatale, is receiving the best reviews of her almost-20-year career and the Femme Fatale hitmaker has landed a cover spot on the July issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands May 31. In front of the lens, the pop tart opens up about her career, preparing for her upcoming summer tour with femcee Nicki Minaj, and whether or not she’ll take a third trip down the aisle with boyfriend Jason Trawick.

“I’ve worked so hard on this album, so it’s really refreshing,” the ‘Til the World Ends” singer began, listing Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, and Rihanna as some of her musical influences.

On How Being a Mom Affected How She Approaches Her Career: “I think things through a little bit more, and I worry a lot. I’m more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldn’t speak up as much, but now that I’m a mom, things have changed.”

On Preparing for her upcoming Femme Fatale Tour: “I love to dance, so it’s very exciting. The tour rehearsals have been going really well. I think it will be my best show yet.”

On Justin Bieber: “I think he’s adorable,” Spears gushed. “I just saw his movie, and I really didn’t realize how big he was. He’s enormous; he’s just Mr. Man. A lot of the movie is really similar to what I did when i was starting out. I did a promo tour for a year, going into radio stations and all that. It was so cool to see our similarities.”

On Getting Married Again and Having More Children: “I’ve thought about both. So if the timing was right…”

What don’t people know about you? “I’m pretty normal, you know? Like I said, the type of day I love is just like everybody else’s. I’m like everybody else.”

Rachel McAdams Covers Elle June 2011

Rachel McAdams covers the June 2011 issue of Elle Magazine, clad in leather pants and sporting huge ’80s hair. The Ontario-born former “Mean Girl” chats about what it was like to reunite on set with her Wedding Crashers co-star Owen Wilson in Woody Allen’s new film, Midnight in Paris. The film co-stars Marion Cotillard, Kathy Bates, and French First Lady Carla Bruni. It opened the 64th annual Cannes Film Festival tonight. Rachel was spotted arriving at the Nice Airport Tuesday, trying to go incognito in shades and a hat.It’s definitely a different dynamic from the last time we were together,” says the actress. “It wasn’t as fun being mean. I love that Woody likes good guys to be good guys and bad guys to be bad guys. Owen seemed to respond really well when I was a really bad guy.”

Rachel says she often has a difficult time imagining herself in certain roles offered to her.

“Sometimes I don’t think I’m the best person for the job,” she admits. “That was the case with Morning Glory. Sometimes I think, ‘Really? You see me as this?’ Just because I don’t see myself that way, does that mean I shouldn’t do it?” she reveals to Elle. ”..With Mean Girls, I originally auditioned for the part that Lindsay Lohan played. I wouldn’t have seen myself playing Regina at all. But when I read the script, I thought, Oh, this part is way more fun; I wonder who will play that.…”

Rachel On Critics’ Reaction to Morning Glory: “It’s funny, because so many people said to me, ;It’s the kind of film you don’t see anymore, done in a way that isn’t done anymore.’ I thought that was a really positive thing, but apparently not. I only hear these businesspeople: ‘Well, no one was sure who it was for’”

On Being a Romantic: “I am. When Billie Holiday comes on, I can’t help but be transported—and I’m sure it wasn’t as romantic then at all—but that’s the wonderful part of my job: dressing up and walking down the street in New York or Toronto, pretending I’m in the ’40s.”

On Finding Inspiration in Her Parents’ Marriage: “[They are] still together and still in love. I’m very blessed that way. I had a great example of love in front of me, and that’s probably what makes me such a romantic, because I’ve seen it firsthand.”

Her Expectations For Relationships: “You grow up and you assume that everyone is like that, and you quickly realize that they’re not, and then you have those days when you wonder if you’re going to find it for yourself. It’s such a hard thing to find. I think it was more that realization that rocked me.”

100 Sexiest Women In The World 2011 FHM

Men’s magazine FHM unveiled its annual 100 Sexiest Women In The World poll .For while Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was voted the World’s Sexiest Woman for the first time ever – knocking Cheryl Cole from the title she’s held for the past two years – she was otherwise indisposed and unable to collect her title at the London do.

In fact, it looked like not one name from even the Top 30 list of lad’s mag lovelies, as voted for by their readers, had turned up at the bash, held at the One Marylebone club. Also in attendance was FHM’s latest pin-up, The Only Way Is Essex star Amy Childs, who yesterday spoke of her delight of stripping to her scanties for her debut in the pages of the monthly men’s glossy.

The guest list last night was also graced by John Terry’s former lover Vanessa Perroncel, Strictly star and former boxer Joe Calzaghe and X Factor loser Shanye Ward.
Also there was Daybreak weather girl Lucy Verasamy, former Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon, models Olivia Inge and Laura Budd and Emmerdale star Adele Silva.
In the poll which was unveiled last night, Huntington-Whiteley was the winner of the poll of the magazine’s readers, winning the coveted Sexiest Woman in the World crown, just days after landing a similar title from Maxim magazine.
However, the 24-year-old model-turned-Transformers-actress was in New York last night, where she had attended the Met Gala the night before.She lives in Los Angeles with actor boyfriend and FHM hero Jason Statham

The allure seems to have rubbed off from The Saturdays star Frankie Sandford since she started dating footballer Wayne Bridge, as she’s dropped out of the Top 10.
Other Brits to win the title in the poll’s 17-year history include Keira Knightley in 2006 and Kelly Brook in 2005.
This year, Katy Perry takes second place, knocking former 2008 champion Megan Fox back into fourth.
Fellow pop princess Rihanna also rocketed up the ranking, climbing 40 places to third. It’s the first time either star has made the top ten.
This year’s Top 10 also sees new entries from Just Go With It actress Brooklyn Decker at number six and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo’s Russian model girlfriend Irina Shayk at 10.
New mother Abbey Clancy drops out from 10 down to 28.
And newlywed Kate Middleton enjoyed a massive surge of popularity this year. The Duchess entered the list previously with a number 25 ranking in 2007.
This year, the only royal represented in the list re-enters at 39.

Katy Perry Vanity Fair Magazine June 2011

Katy Perry purrs on the cover of the June 2011 issue of Vanity Fair Magazine. Between the covers of the style mag, the “Teenage Dream” singer speaks out for the first time — albeit cryptically — about a tell-all book her preacher mother, Mary Hudson, is shopping about her and reveals the differences between hers and her parents’ way of thinking.

The “Teenage Dream” singer blames her strict Christian upbringing at the hands of her evangelical-minister parents of robbing her of a normal childhood.

“I didn’t have a childhood,” Katy told VF, adding that she was not allowed to say things like “deviled eggs” or “Dirt Devil,” to listen to secular music or read books besides the Bible during her years of maturation in California. “Growing up, seeing Planned Parenthood, it was considered like the abortion clinic. I was always scared I was going to get bombed when I was there … I didn’t know it was more than that, that it was for women and their needs. I didn’t have insurance, so I went there and I learned about birth control.”

Perry credits her husband, actor Russell Brand, with opening her mind even more.

“I come from a very non-accepting family, but I’m very accepting…My husband always reminds me to keep the core intact, because that’s what matters. I just think I have to appreciate every day, every opportunity, work hard, and continue to evolve as an artist.

Katy On Refusing To Sell Wedding Photos: “The press is just not your friend when it comes to marriage. That’s why we didn’t sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. It’s the wrong kind of attention. It detracts from the reason why you exist. We wanted that moment to ourselves.”

Perry On Her Career: “My career is like an artichoke. People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don’t even know that there’s something magical hidden at the base of it. I think that eventually, [with me], you’ll see more layers. There’s a whole other side that people didn’t know existed.”

On Google: “I’m four months Google-free. I don’t Google myself any more. That was my New Year’s resolution. I don’t read papers. I don’t even look at reviews. I have a good team around me so if anything pops up that’s really good or bad I’ll know about it. Generally I feel much better being able to live my life like a normal person and not read yesterday’s news.”

Cameron Diaz Covers Elle UK & Maxim Hot 100 Issue 2011

Bad Teacher’s Cameron Diaz pulls double cover duty appearances on the June 2011 editions of Elle Magazine UK and Maxim, which placed the lovely and leggy thirtysomething on its annual Hot 100 ranking of the world’s most beautiful women.

“I think we have to make our own rules,” the 38-year-old told the men’s mag when quizzed for her thoughts on marriage. “I don’t think we should live our lives in relationships based off old traditions that don’t suit our world any longer.”

She added: “I love men more than anything. I want all men to be happy and have rad women in their lives. But guys need women who challenge them and don’t let them get away with their shit. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them.”

Of her romance with Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, Cammy was noticably less candid: “It’s really awesome. I love baseball!”

Other notable names on this year’s Hot 100, released Tuesday, include Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Perfect Couples beauty Olivia Munn (#2), “California Gurl” Katy Perry (#3), lovely and leggy Cameron Diaz (#4), Black Swan star Mila Kunis (#5), Natalie Portman (#8), Sean Penn’s side piece Scarlett Johansson (#14), 2009′s Hot 100 winner Olivia Wilde (#16), former “Transformers” siren Megan Fox (#17), and pop princess Britney Spears (#25), Charlie’s Angel for the New Age Minka Kelly (#52), Miley Cyrus (#65), Harry Potter Emma Watson (#69), femcee Nicki Minaj (#75) and Erin Andrews (#91).

The list also included a dash of royalty – Prince William’s new bride, Kate Middleton, came in at 26th place.

Mariah Carey Welcomes Twins With Hubby Nick Cannon

Just in case you haven’t heard, The Carey-Cannon Buns have come out of the oven. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary Saturday (Has it been that long already?!) by becoming parents to a baby girl and boy today. The stiletto-lovin’ songbird a new mom just in time for Mothers’ Day.

Guess that means we’ve seen our last topless “Nick and Mariah Posin’ Nude with Belly Bump” magazine cover?

Carey, 41, delivered the healthy tots at 12:07 PM EDT at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles, the star’s longtime rep, Cindi Berger, told The Associated Press. Nick and Mariah’s baby girl was reportedly born first, weighing 5 pounds, 3 ounces, and was 18 inches long; while her brother was next, at 5 pounds 6 ounces, and was 19 inches.

Berger said the couple was calm while en route to the hospital in their Rolls-Royce Phantom, as they believed Mariah’s labor pains were a false alarm. But the contractions proved to be the real deal, Nick, 30, was reportedly so nervous he had to be guided to the maternity ward by a nurse after he went to the wrong department.

So much for keeping your cool!

“Nick was very nervous and Mariah was completely calm. Mariah thought it was another soft labor and Nick was driving her to the hospital and she very calm and the music was blasting. When they walked into the hospital, [Nick] was going the wrong way and they nurse redirected them to go the maternity ward, and I said to her, ‘that’s right out of I Love Lucy,’ and she laughed,’” Berger told The AP.

Berger added that the new parents fittingly played Carey’s hit song “We Belong Together” shortly after the twins’ arrival.

Evan Rachel Wood May issue of Esquire Magazine

Evan Rachel Wood likes to be thought of as a dark, rebellious mystery, but the former child star lifts the lid a little in an interview with the May issue of Esquire Magazine. Evan, 23, talks about her nine tattoos, dating Marilyn Manson, and reveals that she is bisexual. Yep, you heard right. The Wrestler actress says she’s happy to date either a man or a woman.

“I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl …” Wood says.

Wood is the second True Blood actress to cop to batting for both teams; series star Anna Paquin came out in a 2010 public service announcement touting marriage equality. When it comes to dating women, Wood unleashes her inner North Carolina gentleman. She opens doors, pulls out chairs, and even picks up the tab at dinner.

“Yeah, I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic,” says Evan, who plays the Vampire Queen of Louisiana on the bloodsucking HBO series.

Wood recently co-starred in the HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce, in which she was featured in a nude scene. She was nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance in the 2003 film Thirteen.

The provocative June issue of Esquire arrives on newsstands on April 26.

“Glee’s” Darren Criss Covers Billboard Magazine

To tide you over until the next episode of Glee (Counting the days already, eh?) we give you Darren Criss on the cover of the latest issue of Billboard Magazine, hitting newsstands nationwide Monday.

Posing for one seriously hot photo shoot and opening up in an exclusive interview, Criss, who plays Kurt’s boyfriend Blaine on the award-winning musical-comedy, chats up his career influences, the upcoming Glee summer concert tour, and three tracks from the show’s new album. Glee: The Music Presents The Warblers arrives everywhere music is sold on April 19, and to celebrate the release, Criss discusses how “Misery,” “Candles,” and “Raise Your Glass” (our fave) came to life on Glee.

Speaking of his love for musical theatre, Darren revealed that Disney was pretty much the reason for his decision to jump head-first into the performing industry.

“I remember seeing people’s reactions to Aladdin and thinking ‘Oh man, I want to be a genie when I grow up.’ I was like, ‘I want to do whatever that guy does. What does he do, Mum? He’s an actor? Okay, I want to do that.’”

Darren About Possibly Releasing a Solo Album with Sony Music: “We’re working on it—we’re really excited and it’s something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time. I’m so thrilled that it’s something that can happen because of Glee, and like the Warblers album I hope I can do it justice and make it something that people can really enjoy.”

Getting Prepared for the Glee Summer Tour: “A year ago, I was so psyched that my first show in L.A. was at the Troubadour. Talk about so much for baby steps. It’s like, ‘Wait—Staples Center, are you kidding me?’ I was happy to drive around in a beat-up, crappy old van with my bandmates and just go to small clubs around the country.”

Adele Rolling Stone Magazine Cover “I Love Katy Perry’s Boobs!”

Katy Perry’s bust may have been too hot for Sesame Street, but the “California Gurl’s” infamous rack has become the object of affection for British songbird Adele.

Adele continues her quest for world domination in an interview with Rolling Stone’s April 15 “Best of Rock 2011″ issue. During the chat, the anything-but-bashful Adele confessed that she really likes seeing “Katy Perry’s boobs and bum.”

“I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum and I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.”

The “Rolling In The Deep” singer insisted that any pop stars who flaunt their bodies should be applauded — but she’ll never become one of them. Adele also says that she is happy with her plus-sized figure because she doesn’t “like going to the gym.”

“Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my tits and ass out for no one.”

Adele On Stage Fright: “I’m scared of audiences…One show in Amsterdam, I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels, I projectile-vomited on someone,” she continued. “I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot.”

On Meeting Her Idol Beyonce: “I was about to meet Beyoncé and I had a full-blown anxiety attack. Then she popped in looking gorgeous, and said, ‘You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.’ Can you believe she said that? I went out on the balcony crying hysterically, and I said, ‘What would Sasha Fierce do?’ That’s when Sasha Carter [a blend of Sasha Fierce and June Carter] was born.”

On Her Estranged Father Mike Evans, Who Recently Sold A Tell-All Interview On Adele To Britain’s The Sun: “I never knew my dad. He has no fuckin’ right to talk about me.”

Lady Gaga Harper’s Bazaar Magazine May 2011

Outre singing star Lady Gaga covers the May 2011 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Magazine sporting horn-like “bones” — the newest form of from pop’s most beloved walking fashion tragedy.Gaga might adhere protrusions to her arms and face, but she’s never permanently altered her body.

Jennifer Lopez is Happiest at Home

The American Idol judge has recently admitted that she is the happiest when she is at home with her family and not under the scrutinizing eye of the make-up artists that get Jennifer Lopez ready to play her role as dream destroyer on American Idol. This is what Jennifer Lopez said on the matter: “Just being able to touch my face and rub my eyes and put my fingers in my hair and not having to worry about messing it up. It’s so much better.” One must wonder if it would be such a bad and horrifying thing if Jennifer Lopez were to appear on American Idol without any make-up and just be natural… sort of a special episode, if you will. Maybe the producers will actually look into that, after all, those ratings aren’t going to keep themselves up too easily.

Robert Pattinson Elle Magazine May 2011 There’s A Lot To Be Said For Older Women

Good news for TwiHards over 40: Hollywood hunk Robert Pattinson is apparently “obsessed” with older women.

Sure, he’s often rumored to be sharing more than hugs and giggles with his 20-year-old onscreen love interest, Kristen Stewart, but Robert has quite an affinity for women of a certain age.

“I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate,” Robert said tells the May 2011 issue of Elle Magazine.

Okay, so a supermodel and a Hollywood movie star. Sure, we can understand that.

Anyone else make the crush list R-Pattz? How about a pair of sexy seventysomethings?

“I always liked Jane Fonda. [And] Ellen Burstyn.”

Pattinson On The Paparazzi: “You know, when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around—I don’t know, in 15 years or something—I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the shit out of him. I mean—out of nowhere—when my picture’s not even worth…and I’ve spent all my money, so you can’t sue me!”

On What Embarrasses Him: “I guess if you’re constantly in public, you’re not embarrassed about anything. But dancing is my Achilles’ heel—I don’t even try. It’s like, ‘Come on, dance!’ ‘No, I’m not getting up!’ I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I’m a great dancer then.”

First wedding pics of Reese Witherspoon blissfully happy emerged

Although the photos emerged on Monday, I couldn’t help but to share Reese Witherspoon’s first wedding pictures. The blonde actress is a beautiful bride as we can see from the cover of People magazine. Dressed in a Monique Lhuillier blush-hued, Reese married agent Tim toth on March 26 in her ranch Ojai, California. And we can honestly say Reese looks both blissful and stunning. A source says, “She took your breath away.” “There was a real family feel,” another party goer told People. “There was so much joy in the room and a lot of laughter.”

Congratulations to Reese, Tim, and her children Ava and Deacon! A new stage in life has begun, may joy and love be part of your everyday. So glad for Reese!