See Crystal Harris’ Playboy Cover As “Mrs. Hefner

Jumped the gun a bit with that July cover, eh Playboy? Hugh Hefner’s Facebook relationship status went from “Engaged Swinger” to “Single Sap” on Tuesday — and the cancellation of the publishing magnate’s Saturday afternoon wedding spells unfortunate timing for his iconic men’s mag: Playboy’s July issue hits newsstands Friday, with “Runaway Bride” Crystal Harris sprawled across the cover, beneath the headline: “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.”

Awkward!

The 25-year-old model and the magazine mogul, 85, called off their wedding this week, just five days before they planned to tie the knot in front of 300 family and friends. While The Snitch Circuit is alive with whispers that Crystal used Hef to promote her new pop single, “Club Queen,” and that the busty blonde’s been secretly sleeping with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw, Harris called into Ryan Seacrest’s AM radio show — “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” — Wednesday to put the kibosh on the goss.

“It was mutual between Hef and I,” she told Ryan. “There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it…For a while I’ve been having second thoughts about everything. I haven’t really been at peace with myself lately. I didn’t think it was really fair to him.”

Though Crystal and Hef have been dating for nearly two-and-a-half years, the centerfold says her ex’s idea of wedded bliss doesn’t exactly jive with her own.

“Hef’s lifestyle isn’t the most normal lifestyle. Multiple girls all around, it’s not the lifestyle I wanted,” Harris explained.

In spite of his trail of tears on Twitter, the former Almost-Mrs. Hefner says America’s Horniest Octogenarian is taking the slight in stride.

“..He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. He was just doing this wedding for me.”

Pamela Anderson Playboy Jan. 2011 Pictorial Helps

Pamela Anderson makes men’s mag history with unprecedented 13th Playboy cover….

Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson graces the cover of Playboy Magazine’s January 2011 issue. Anderson is stripping off for the glossy men’s mag for the 13th time, making her the record-holder for the model with more Playboy cover appearances than anyone else in the publication’s 57-year history.

The 43-year-old mother of two appears in an 8-page nude pictorial for the mag that catapulted her to fame in 1989. The PETA activist showcased a work of poetry that urges readers to do good. In her original piece, called “Musings From the Bed of Pamela,” Anderson writes:

“Please let’s show the good in us. . . The brilliance. . . The wonderful. . . It’s abundant — it’s just not tapped as it should be…The youth … The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults … Living and dead that fought for our rights … Artists … Sweet artists …. Hold on … Crazy, the world goes on … And goes ….”

Yeah — we didn’t get it either.(Kanye Shrug…)

You’d better get a good look at Pammie’s bust line — it’s a good chance this is the last time you’ll be seeing it in tip-top condition. You see, Pam says she’s done with cosmetic surgery.

The ’90s pin-up — who has had various surgical procedures throughout her 21-year career — believes she has never been a “classical beauty,” but is determined not to fight the aging process. Anderson – who has two sons, Brandon, 14, and Dylan, 12, with her rock star ex-husband Tommy Lee – is officially relaxed about her looks. Pam says from now on, she’s going to let nature take its course.

“I’m not against plastic surgery, what I’ve had done will stay with me and that’s fine, but I don’t want anything else. I’ll do facials but I don’t want to go down the scary route and have knives plunged into me. I don’t mind aging. I’ve never been a classical beauty. I’ve always had that Playboy vibe. I don’t want to chase youth. Anyway, I find it chases me.”