Sound the shotgun! An ex-Jersey Shore guidette is swapping Gym, Tan, Laundry for Diapers, Breast Pumps, and Onesies. Angelina Pivarnick, the Staten Islander who sparred with Snooki, J-Woww, and The Sitch for much of the first two seasons of MTV’s ratings-winning reality soap, is in the family way, spies say.
Sorta puts a different twang on the whole Valentine’s Day red carpet proposal, huh?
The last time we heard from Angelina, the brassy brunette was busy pursuing dual careers as a rapping wrestler. It seems, however, Ms. Pivarnick’s been quite busy since our ears bleed to the tune of her feeble attempt at lyricism. Celebrity snoops managed to get confirmation of the pregnancy — but little else — out of Pivarnick, who is reportedly keeping a low profile as belly grows bigger.
The sperminator in question? Dave Kovacs, the sap who dropped to his knees and popped the question to Angelina during a fashion event in The Big Apple last February. Guess we won’t be needing Maury’s services. But someone should really tell Angie that the antibiotics the Free Clinic hands out to treat STIs can really muck up the hormones in birth control pills. You know, for future reference.
No word on when the baby might be due, but we’ll keep you posted.
