Pre-chrome-domed-crying-herself-to-sleep phase Britney managed to make the crappiest substandard cola in the world a little more attractive by featuring in this series of ads dressed in a fetching Santa suit. Who could want more on Christmas day than the wholesome all-American songstress approaching you with the eggnog and mistletoe? Well, that’s what we used to think; nowadays she’s more likely to approach you with torn up photographs of herself and a teddy bear’s head, screaming and laughing.
