Ah, Jessica. Though you are the dumbest woman on the face of the earth you still cheer us up with your sultry smile and cheeky flash of cleavage. A winning Santa to brighten up any Christmas party, clueless celebrity Jessica Simpson definitely gets at least 4 schwing stars out of 5 for her ability to confuse us – by making a hat our dads used to regularly don at Christmas something we want to see in the bedroom.
